I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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