Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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