Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
