Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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