We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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