So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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