hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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