Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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