i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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