why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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