I wanna bring you to show and tell
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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