we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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