I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
