i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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