That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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