I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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