i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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