I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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