great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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