Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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