am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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