he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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