I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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