oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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