i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
True strength comes from lack of pants
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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