I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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