Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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