a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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