I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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