Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Im part way to drunk.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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