You can't motorboat a personality
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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