WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
