I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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