Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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