hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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