Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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