he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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