proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
