drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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