I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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