What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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