these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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