I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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