Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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