that's an acceptable place to lick
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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