No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Randomize
