Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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