Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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