omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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