So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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