U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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