wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We need to get me chipped asap
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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