Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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