my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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